Drugs test!!!!!!

[Themac 42]

Just got the dreaded phonecall from work, i have to do a urine drugs test next wed 26th or thur 27th. Problem is im a chronic smoker, my usual wake & bake is a joint followed by a dab. Has anyone any tips on how to clear my system in a week. I cant buy any of the products that help u pass on the day as j work on a oil rig in the middle of the sea which im traveling to tomorrow and the test will be done on site. Im planning doing plenty exercise over the next week and driving plenty cranberry juice and water can anyone suggest anything else??

[leyus 42]

Just got the dreaded phonecall from work, i have to do a urine drugs test next wed 26th or thur 27th. Problem is im a chronic smoker, my usual wake & bake is a joint followed by a dab. Has anyone any tips on how to clear my system in a week. I cant buy any of the products that help u pass on the day as j work on a oil rig in the middle of the sea which im traveling to tomorrow and the test will be done on site. Im planning doing plenty exercise over the next week and driving plenty cranberry juice and water can anyone suggest anything else??

I suggest you buy one of those fake penises with clean urine. Week should be usually enough but you are heavy smoker I wouldn't count on it. And this extra few $ is not worth losing a job. 

 

There you go:

http://www.detoxclear.com/

(I haven't tested this product so check price and review, just first example I found) 

[Dust 6,284]

yeah but getting the test on the platform might be dificult  

 

Well beside drinking water and excercice i dont know any secret formula sorry, best of luck to you!

[iosis 38]

I'm not so sure why you can't buy one of those kits, and take it with you to the rig? i know one of my friends had a similar situation in the army, and he smoked everyday. he stopped for a day, drank some detox kit, and when he needed to piss, he was all clear. can't remember the name of it though, but it was just an off-the-shelf detox kit available at the local pharmacy. if you can take one with you, i think it would be your best option. i smoke everyday. sometimes up to an eighth a day. have done for years. i had to quit at one time to clean myself out, and i bought myself piss tests. without doing anything else other than exercise and eating healthy, it took me roughly 26 days to piss a negative test. i tested myself like once a week, until i got bored and started testing everyday later through the process.

[leyus 42]

26 days is what I would expect for everyday smoker . Up to a full month I think. 1-2 weeks for casual smoker.  

[elvis420 259]

I'm not so sure why you can't buy one of those kits, and take it with you to the rig? i know one of my friends had a similar situation in the army, and he smoked everyday. he stopped for a day, drank some detox kit, and when he needed to piss, he was all clear. can't remember the name of it though, but it was just an off-the-shelf detox kit available at the local pharmacy. if you can take one with you, i think it would be your best option. i smoke everyday. sometimes up to an eighth a day. have done for years. i had to quit at one time to clean myself out, and i bought myself piss tests. without doing anything else other than exercise and eating healthy, it took me roughly 26 days to piss a negative test. i tested myself like once a week, until i got bored and started testing everyday later through the process.

ZYDOT !!